For decades, film and TV writers have been including dark and crude humor in their work without it getting much notice. Take a look at some of the weirdest adult jokes in kids’ movies and shows that writers discreetly managed to sneak in.
The Spectacular Spider-Man
Soon after Spider-Man slings his web on Black Cat’s hand, in a very flirting tone she warns Spidey, “You better not get your goop in my hair.”
The Road to EI Dorado
A scene shows Chel and Tulio presumably making love off camera but she pops up from his waist.
The Amazing World of Gumball
The poor little balloon complains that he does not have the ability or strength to inflate himself on his own. Gumball comes to his rescue and blows him in a bathroom.
Zootopia
There’s a tiny advertisement listed for bunnies in Zootopia which reads “Get yourself fixed” Seems like multiplying numerously is a first-world problem in Judy’s world.
Shrek
There’s a scene where Lord Farquaad has a date with himself and sits shirtless under his bedsheets. He asks the mirror who gets visibly disgusted to even show him women of his liking. Farquad’s quick peek under his sheets implied he was aroused.
Cars
When two female Mazda cars run-up to Lightning McQueen, they tell him they are his biggest fans and proceed to show him their pop-up headlights. They were literally flashing him.
Animaniacs
When Jakko asks Dot to look for prints, she ends up looking for popstar Prince.
Toy Story 3
If you connect the dots and observe closely, the movie appears to be about the Holocaust. The mistreatment of the toys in the daycare is an analogy to concentration camps. I wonder what does that make the evil bear?
Looney Tunes
In the 1995 episode “Carrotblanca,” Bugs tricks Yosemite Sam into locking himself inside a prison. What they cleverly slipped in here was a prison rape joke.
The New Batman Adventures
In one of the episodes, Harley Quinn asks the Joker: “Don’t you want to rev up your Harley? Vrooom, vroom!” What she’s talking about here isn’t some motorbike. Mistah J isn’t interested in the ride, though.
The Flinstones
When Fred and Barney take a trip to the costume store, Fred jokes to Barney that if he wants to look taller, what he needs is another head. Barney replies: “What do I need three of them for?”
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
If you observe the end credits of the film, you can see that the Marauder’s Map which shows feet tracks of all of the people at the school got two at people doing some fishy business.
Wreck-It Ralph
Fatality Mortal Kombat is kid-friendly now, it seems.
The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
Is that pole dancing? The all-male audience is sent into a frenzy when Esmeralda grabs a spear and uses it for a bodacious dance. Frollo is so aroused that he’s willing to burn the city to have her.
Spongebob
There’s a scene where Spongebob was watching porn and got caught by Gary. When Gary walked into the room where Spongebob was watching TV, he panicked and flipped the channel.
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