“We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee”: Charlie Sheen’s Wild Comments About Living With His Goddesses After 3 Failed Marriages

Charlie Sheen embraces an unconventional lifestyle with his "goddesses" after three failed marriages, sparking wild headlines.

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  • Charlie Sheen lives with two girlfriends, calling them his "goddesses" after three failed marriages.
  • Sheen claims daily victories in this unique living situation, sparking renewed interest in his lifestyle.
  • Amid recent controversies, Sheen's ex-wife Brooke Mueller is involved in the Matthew Perry death probe, with Sheen taking charge.
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Charlie Sheen, Hollywood’s resident warlock, made headlines again for his unconventional life choices.  After three failed marriages, Sheen embraced a unique living situation with two girlfriends he called his live-in goddesses. This threesome story became his personal rebellion, a middle finger to normalcy. 

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Charlie Sheen in a still from Two and a Half Men
Charlie Sheen in a still from Two and a Half Men | Warner Bros. Television

Fueled by bravado (and some sass), Sheen revealed his wild story—a decision that sparked renewed interest in his already colorful Hollywood ending.

Charlie Sheen’s Wild Journey with Two Girlfriends and Twins 

Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men
Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men. | Warner Bros. Television

Charlie Sheen, the ex-star of Two and a Half Men, was living life on his own terms. Fired from the show, he wasn’t singing the blues. Instead, he claimed victories before his coffee, living with his twin boys and two 24-year-old girlfriends whom he called his goddesses. 

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Per Sheen, Natalie Kenly (a graphic designer) and Rachel Oberlin (a p*rn star) completed his crazy life. They, in turn, swore by their unique threesome. In a wide-ranging interview with ABC News, the 45-year-old actor spilled the tea about living with his goddesses: 

It’s perfect. It’s awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Marriage, however, was a no-go for Charlie Sheen. Three strikes and he was out! But that didn’t stop him from proposing a polygamous situation with his goddesses. Flanked by the two blondes, Sheen revealed in the ABC interview,

I tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer — I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero. Maybe the three of us will get married. It’s a polygamy story. 

Despite the raised eyebrows about his polygamy relationship, he insisted it all worked perfectly. No judgment allowed! His girlfriend assured everyone that there were no jealous ex-wives lurking in the shadows. It was all about love, Charlie-style.

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Sheen, ever the firebrand, addressed his recent controversies too. Drugs? Clean! Liking adult film stars? No apologies there! He even turned protective papa bear, promising violence to anyone who messed with his family of five children from various relationships. 26-year-old daughter Cassandra, who was married off, two twin boys, and two daughters, Sam and Lola. 

Admittedly, he didn’t see his younger daughters much, who live with his ex-wife Denise Richards, but believed they’d eventually realize how cool their dad was one day. 

Sheen and his ex-wife entangled in Matthew Perry’s Death Probe  

Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing in FRIENDS
Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing in FRIENDS | Warner Bros. Television

Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Brooke Mueller is embroiled in Matthew Perry’s death investigation, and now Charlie Sheen is being dragged into the case too (per The Nerd Stash). Best known for Friends, Perry had a sudden death last year from a ketamine overdose. Sheen’s ex-wife, who’s also battled drug abuse like Perry, was questioned by the police. 

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However, Sheen’s lawyer downplayed Mueller’s connection to the case. Defending her against online rumors, the lawyer made a statement (via In Touch Weekly): 

I believe Ms. Mueller’s past choices may have put her in a position to provide some incidental, anecdotal background to the authorities investigating Mr. Perry’s death. Nothing more. 

Meanwhile, Mueller was cooperating with the investigation, maintaining her innocence. “I felt something when [Perry] died,” Sheen said, reflecting on Perry’s death. Given the fact that he also struggled with addiction, the actor expressed his empathy, touching upon life’s uncertainty. 

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Written by Heena Singh

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Heena Singh is a writer at FandomWire, spent the last two years making waves in entertainment journalism. With a knack for digging up blockbuster celebrity scoops and an uncanny nose for the latest buzz, Heena’s articles bring a fresh and fun perspective to life. When she’s not conquering writing challenges, you’ll find her curled up in bed, peacefully sleeping.