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Top 10 Funniest MCU Lines

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Here at FandomWire, we figured you could use a good laugh during this quarantine time! So we gathered some of the funniest lines from the MCU. From Tony Stark to Ant Man and Peter Parker, not only do The Avengers know how to save the world, but they know how to make it fun! Not always on purpose, as you’ll find out soon enough, but fun anyway. Laughing is always amazing for the soul, but laughing at/thanks to your favorite characters? Even better! Plus, don’t you think now is the perfect time to satisfy your daily dose of geekiness? Let’s get into it! 

10: “I Am Steve Rogers” (Infinity War) – Captain America

The battlefield might not be the best place for introductions Cap… Especially if Teenage Groot is super angry and destroying a bunch of aliens. But that’s okay Steve, we know how you like to remain polite in all circumstances. 
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9: “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass” (Endgame) – Ant Man

Yes Tony, you don’t have to look (but yeah, we get you). And thank you, Ant Man, for this clever and right on point analysis of the situation. 
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8: “We’re using our made up names” (Infinity War) – Spider-Man 

You know what, we’re just gonna let Peter Parker do the talking on this one… 

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7: “Performance Issues, it’s not uncommon, one out of five…” (Avengers) – Iron Man

Tony Stark, the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist and may I add witty and good at statistics?

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6: “With a black light, the place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting” (Guardians of the Galaxy) – Star Lord

Kids, ask your parents. Parents, you’re welcome. But parents who don’t know what Jackson Pollock’s art look like, don’t google it, otherwise you might actually get this dirty joke. Anyway, Star Lord in all his glory Ladies and Gents. 
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Also read: 10 Great Movies Starring Actors from the Marvel Cinematic Universe

5: “I need a horse… “(Thor) -Thor

“…we don’t have horses, just cats dogs and birds ” 

“Then give me one of those large enough to ride.” 

Sorry Thor, but you might face a bit of difficulty with PETA on this one. 
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4: “He’s a friend from work” (Thor Ragnarok) – Thor

Unscripted phrase suggested by a Make a Wish kid on set to Chris Hemsworth. One of the funniest and most unexpected line in the MCU. Congrats kid, you just made history right there. 
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3: “I’m Mary Poppins y’all” (Guardians of the Galaxy 2) – Yondu 

James Gunn revealed that this wasn’t even scripted! This sentence led to a whole bunch of Yondu-Poppins kind of cosplays! 
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2: “Nothing goes over my head” (Guardians of the Galaxy) – Drax the Destroyer 

Aaah Drax. You crazy giant, your seriousness gets us every time. Stay clueless Drax, you’re the best! 
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1: “Why is Gamora?” (Infinity War) – Drax the Destroyer 

Yes, we gave out the first 2 places to Drax in this Top List. This dude has some of the most absurd and hilarious come backs in the MCU. And this one was improvised by Dave Bautista himself. I’ve got one thing to say: Thank you Dave, for creating one of the best memes out there. 
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That’s it for this Top List guys. Of course, this ranking is in no way limited to those ten phrases. We understand that not everyone has the same humor and that you might have laughed at many other quotes. So tell us in the comments what are YOUR favorite and funniest lines in the MCU! Don’t worry, we’re coming back with more nerdy and funny content to keep your mind busy and your spirit high! And in the meantime, why don’t you take advantage of this “free” time to rewatch and enjoy your favorite MCU movies? All Day Marvel Movies Marathon, anyone? 

Written by Maëlle Beauget-Uhl

Reporter and news writer with an educational background in broadcast journalism at the New York Film Academy and a professional background in entertainment reporting and news writing.

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