GTA 6 has been making headlines ever since it was confirmed to be in development by Rockstar Games in 2022. Now, since the trailer has been released and the tentative release window of 2025 has been revealed, fans are speculating about what the game will offer; after all, it is the latest installment of a series continuously innovated.
However, if one were to browse Reddit to search for what fans are speculating about, some users have gone one step ahead regarding their speculations. From discussing whether the game will allow the characters to floss their teeth or if they can cremate dead-story characters, fans wonder if the title will house some of the most bizarre additions.
Since the studio has been very stingy with its announcement, it seems like some gamers have taken matters into their own hands.
The Chaotic Place That Is the “GTA 6_NEW” Subreddit
The GTA6_NEW subreddit is essentially a community that doesn’t take itself seriously.
This subreddit has everything from discussing the most outrageous possibilities regarding the studio’s upcoming title to genuinely intriguing questions.
For starters, one of the questions posted in the community by the user whose username closely resembles the question’s subject matter asked the following:
Will Rockstar be brave enough to let players artificially inseminate rare shrimps in a lab setting?
It is obvious that the question was a joke intended for comic purposes and with the hope of receiving severe responses or comments from the community. However, some of the comments under this post were as rib-tickling as they come:
I don’t know what this means so I’ll just upvote it for the cool Pokémon right there
That said, some comments were as crazy as the question:
I was a janitor at Rockstar London for 6 months. I can confirm that that’s basically all the game is about once you make it past the opening tutorial missions. Once Lucia gets out of jail it’s basically just 60 hrs of shrimp and sperm and literally nothing else…
Another one of the many hilarious posts in the community was the following:
How important will kitchen sponges be in GTA VI story?
The responses to this can be considered utterly inappropriate or the best thing since sliced bread, depending on one’s exposure to Reddit’s humor and tolerance for the level of dark comedy.
Regardless, the internet is a strange place where everybody has opinions, especially problematic ones.
Apparently, one of the heists involves you and Jason stealing a truck full of sponges and then flipping them for 100% markup in retail value and profiting.
Another post in the community, which seems like one written by a very concerned dentist, discussed whether the protagonists will have the option to floss their teeth. Another one discussed was whether we would have the option to pay our respects to story characters who die in the plot by cremating them.
Another user was concerned about sleep apnea patients sleeping properly for reasons unknown and asked if CPAP machines would be available for purchase in the title. Some other questions that could be considered a little below the belt were about an individual curious about the possible addition of prostate exams in the title. This is how the users responded:
I heard there will be a feature that allows you to check your own by putting the controller in your b***y.
However, if one were to select one of the most creative queries on the subreddit, this post would make the list:
Do you guys think we’ll be able to play GTA 6 in GTA VI ?
Just when one thinks this is the end to which the average Redditor’s imagination extends, a post like the one below pops up, and one realizes that there is certainly no end to the tunnel when one starts thinking out of the box:
Will gun safety courses be mandatory prior to the purchase and use of a firearm in GTA 6?
Some satire on the game’s setting, Leonida, which is the fictionalized version of the state of Florida, can be found in the post’s comment section:
In Florida? That seems unrealistic
All in all, so many bizarre comments and posts prove that some people are not taking themselves or the title seriously and that one can always head to Reddit for some giggles and laughter.
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