Movies sometimes give us serious squad goals. A rag tag group of people come together and accomplish the impossible. Those are squad goals we wish our own squads could learn from.
Guardians Of The Galaxy
They are a bunch of jacka**es, standing in a circle. They do not belong anywhere. If you consider yourself a weirdo or an outcast who does not exactly fit into society, the Guardians got you covered. They even have a spaceship guys!! There’s the answer to your prayers of running away from everything.
A rag tag group of individuals with disparate skills, the Ocean’s team is very capable. But they use their powers for all the wrong reasons. Or do they? These bad boys are the envy of the town. Everyone wants to be with them.
The Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring
They have elves. They have dwarves. And they also have hobbits and a wizard. To top it off, one of the members ends up becoming a King. this squad has some major perks. Also if a zombie apocalypse ever hits, you can rely on the Fellowship’s skills with the blade to watch your six.
You hurt one of their friends, they will literally change the course of history and create an alternate timeline for you. Not even the Third Reich could survive their wrath? Being a part of this squad means you are safe from every threat imaginable.
The Expendables are a team of jar-heads. They do not have blood in their veins. Instead it’s a cocktail of adrenaline, testosterone, and Bud Lights. They will move to the ends of the earth to save you if you are in a pickle, even if it means invading an entire island nation by themselves.
Friends that pose together, stick together. That’s the motto of the mighty Power Rangers. They may look like imbeciles in polyester costumes. But they pull it off in style and panache. And for all their wobbly antics, they always manage to leave a bunch of explosions behind in their wake. Sometimes you just need a squad to be as ridiculous and idiotic as you that got your back.
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Howling Commandoes ain’t much to look at. But they were the world’s first squad goals. A truly diverse team, each member hails from a radically different culture and part of the world. And they were best friends with Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes. That’s enough reason for most of us.
The Dirty Dozen
Donald Sutherland, Telly Savalas, Jim Brown, Charles Bronson, and John Cassavetes – these are some of the toughest SOBs you will ever see in Hollywood history. The Dirty Dozen is a wily bunch. It will not refrain from playing dirty. If you are not with them, you are against them. If you are against them, may the Lord have mercy on your soul.
The Suicide Squad
The best squad is the one that learns to trust each other on an adventure. That’s a bond that never breaks. Just ask The Suicide Squad. They managed to kill an alien overlord with the power of friendship (and a shitload of rats)!!! Now those are squad goals.
Online trolls can go suck it for all we care. We would all die to be in the Ghostbusters Squad. You either admit it openly or too embarrassed to say it out loud. Nonetheless, the Ghostbusters are serious squad goals.