“Wonder what the next excuse will be”: The Little Mermaid Crosses Coveted $500M Mark, Fans Demand Racists Get Innovative With Their Excuses
Halle Bailey’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ Co-Star Had No Idea She Could Sing, Disney Hired ‘La La Land’ Vocal Coach to Train Her
“Road to $500M begins now”: Fans Convinced The Little Mermaid Will Beat Ant-Man 3, Only $14M Away from Beating Keanu Reeves’ John Wick 4
“Interesting way of fighting racism”: The Little Mermaid Suffers Major Humiliation in China, South Korea after Halle Bailey Casting Invites Insanely Racist Backlash
“Everyone always wants to get triggered”: The Little Mermaid Likely to Not Reach $625M Mark it Needs to Turn a Profit, Confirms OMB Reviews
“Top tier films tend to do that”: With $250M, Halle Bailey’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ Has Officially Surpassed Original 1989 Disney Animated Movie Collection
“WTF is this sh*t”: Singer Paloma Faith Blasts Halle Bailey’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ for Giving Up Her Voice and Powers for a Man
12,000 Critics Allegedly Attempt to Destroy Disney Star Halle Bailey’s Acting Career Despite Her Breathtaking Performance in ‘The Little Mermaid’
“In the second one, they have a baby girl”: After Horrific ‘The Little Mermaid’ Sequel Reviews, Halle Bailey Campaigns For a Sequel to $250 Million Disney Movie
