“I don’t speak toaster”: The Automatons Return in Helldivers 2 and Drop the Sickest Diss Track on Super Earth Since Eminem Destroyed Machine Gun Kelly

"God da*n socialist and their rap music."

"I don't speak toaster": The Automatons Return in Helldivers 2 and Drop the Sickest Diss Track on Super Earth Since Eminem Destroyed Machine Gun Kelly

SUMMARY

  • The Automatons are back in Helldivers with a robotic diss track, roasting Super Earth.
  • The last operation against the faction only eradicated a vanguard and a fleet is now back attacking at Cyberstan.
  • Players have managed to translate the track and it's not good.
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Helldivers 2 players were rejoicing, knowing that they had managed to eradicate the Automatons from Super Earth and were waiting for another enemy faction they wanted to stamp out of the galaxy. But it turns out that the evil robots have returned in full force and are wreaking havoc.

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The Automatons have also dropped a diss track against Super Earth, which is much sicker than Eminem’s, and it says a lot about these bots’ mindset. This has worked for the enemy forces, as players are feeling offended as well.

Automatons Are Back in Helldivers 2 With a Diss Track

The Automatons have returned in Helldivers 2 and they bring a diss track.
The Automatons have returned in Helldivers 2 and they bring a diss track.

The latest Operation Swift Disassembly in Helldivers 2 was a success, with players eradicating the Automaton faction, but somehow they returned. It was revealed that the last force was just a vanguard, and a huge fleet had begun an assault in Cyberstan and other nearby planets.

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As if their vengeful return wasn’t enough, the Automatons have dropped a diss track, interrupting mandatory news briefings. This has to be one of the hottest diss tracks, hotter than Eminem’s 2018 diss track “Killshot”, which was a response to MGK’s diss track “Rap Devil.” Players have called it socialist propaganda and labeled everyone listening to it as traitors.

Automaton Rap Diss broadcast interrupts the nightly news
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The track is shared on the r/Helldivers subreddit and shows Automatons roasting the Super Earth, and it also has subtitles for players to make sense of it. Players have been working to find out what exactly these robots are saying by translating the diss track and how they have been insulted.

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Players at S.E.S.F (Super Earth Special Forces) on Discord have translated the track and found that the language is Swedish and letters have been replaced with symbols. The language is currently called “Script,” and players have also shared the alphabet.

The Translation of Diss Track Makes Helldivers Feel Insulted

Players have translated the track and its insulting.
Players have translated the track and its insulting.

Although the translation was hard, players have managed to do it. According to the translation by S.E.S.F, the track reads, “Straight outta the creek, I rise with a cause, dissing Super Earth, and its democratic flaws. Elite task force, Helldivers spreading fear, but listen close, Super Earth, Your end is near.” But players easily understood the Macarena dance.

Helldivers are feeling insulted, but some have also said that the track is “gold.” One player said, “I don’t know what they said, but I do feel properly dissed,” while another added, “I mean, this is socialist propaganda; prepare to be destroyed.” Players have also mentioned that they have been able to locate these automatons and will eradicate them again.

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One player even said:

“We managed to triangulate where the signal was coming from. They seemingly broadcasted this from Tibits higher orbit. Seems like we need bigger guns to shoot down the cloaked Automaton ships. They are starting to feel too safe.”

This makes it clear that the fight isn’t over yet, and players are more than eager to destroy these robots.

What are your thoughts about the Automaton Diss track? Let us know in the comments.

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Written by Rohit Tiwari

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Rohit Tiwari is a Gaming Journalist and Editor at FandomWire. With a Master's degree in Mass Communication, Rohit combines academic insight with a passion for the games and the stories they tell. He is an ardent supporter of Real Madrid and when he's not busy playing games, you'll find him reading or idolizing the GOAT Cristiano Ronaldo.