“Captain America poops a lot”: Chris Evans Fans aren’t Ready for the Most Disgusting Steve Rogers Theory

A viral theory can disgust many marvelites which humorously suggests that Captain America poops a lot.

"Captain America poops a lot": Chris Evans Fans aren't Ready for the Most Disgusting Steve Rogers Theory

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  • Captain America always does selfless acts, but even superheroes need "me" time.
  • A viral theory claims that Captain America poops a lot.
  • The reason is that his efficient body works more than usual bodies, and his body absorbs more food.
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Chris Evans’ Steve Rogers is the best behind the mask of Captain America. Even though today, it is being replaced by Anthony Mackie’s Sam Wilson, the mantle of Captain America is largely defined by Steve Rogers in the MCU.

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Evans’ superhero had a long journey in the MCU. He was first introduced in Captain America: The First Avenger and later emerged as a leader of Marvel’s superhero team in The Avengers. Throughout his life, the superhero takes everyone’s needs above his own.

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Chris Evans as Captain America

That’s the reason why there are so many Marvelites who love him. And that could also be the reason why fan theories about him circulate more than any other Avenger.

Though there are many theories about Rogers, they can sometimes be interesting, too. But there’s this particular theory that can disgust almost everyone.

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Also read: “It’s almost a disadvantage for you as an actor’: Chris Evans Agreed Captain America is a Tougher Role Than Robert Downey Jr.’s Iron Man Because Steve Rogers Must Be Flawless at all Times

This Ugly Steve Rogers Theory Can Leave Chris Evans Fans Stunned

Chris Evans' iconic transformation scene in Captain America: The First Avenger
Chris Evans’ iconic transformation scene in Captain America: The First Avenger

Captain America always does selfless acts, but even superheroes need “me” time. And that’s what a viral theory suggests that the Marvel superhero takes ample time for personal needs. A viral theory (via Reddit) claims:

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“Captain America poops a lot.”

The theory first came to light in 2011’s The First Avenger. In the film, when Cap (Chris Evans) tells Peggy Carter (Hayley Atwell) that he can’t get drunk, to which Carter responds:

“Your metabolism burns four times faster than the average person.”

The theory suggests that it is one of the side effects of super-serum. Because Captain America needs to eat four times more than others. This leads to humorous speculations about his “massive poops” or going to the bathroom “four times” more than the normal being.

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Also read: “He ain’t dead”: After Anthony Mackie Confirms Chris Evans’ Captain America Is Alive, Fans Demand Jonathan Majors’ Kang to Kill Steve Rogers to Declare His True Arrival Like Thanos

Chris Evans’ Captain America Became a Discussion of Humorous Topic

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Chris Evans as Captain America in Avengers: Endgame

This fan theory also said that it would have been challenging for the superhero during his onscreen presence in Endgame, which lasted over an hour. Why challenging? Because if he relives himself more often than a usual person, then controlling it for an hour indeed would not have been easy for him.

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It also explores when Captain America time traveled in Endgame, sneaking away for a bathroom break would have also become improbable for him. So, the only superhero solution he got was to hold it.

Reddit commenters noted that Captain America’s efficient body works more than usual bodies. And that’s the reason his body absorbs more food. So, it turns out that Captain America is just like everyone else—superhero or not. Everyone’s got to go. Yet, the point to note is that he became a discussion of poop humor.

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Also read: “Stop with the Madbomb, you’re doing Civil War”: Captain America 3 Was Initially Conceived to Be a Terrifying Zombie Thriller Testing Chris Evans’ Limits as Steve Rogers Before Kevin Feige Scrapped it Entirely

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Written by Shreya Jha

Shreya is an Entertainment News Writer at Fandomwire. She has over a year of experience in journalistic writing with a deep knowledge of entertainment world. After completing her bachelor's program in Journalism and Mass Communication, Shreya is now pursuing her master's degree in the same. Apart from being an avid reader, she's a huge Swiftie and K-culture buff. So yeah, when she's not writing, she will be caught listening to Tay or watching "Business Proposal" for the 100th time.