Don’t we love these cult animosities between legends?! Hell yeah, we do! Iron Man v/s Captain America? Yeah, baby! Batman v/s Superman? Come to Ma-ma(rtha)! The stage is now set for the ultimate battle between the two legendary monsters – Godzilla vs. Kong. Boy! Do we need this!! Especially after being locked up in our homes with our cats and dogs and families, senseless destruction is all we really need! And the proof is in the pudding! The movie raked in $48.5 Million over the weekend, and we can’t say we were surprised. But, it was, what came after that we found, more entertaining! The Twitterati bring to you, Godzilla vs. Kong: 29 hilarious tweets to tickle your funny bone.
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The Godzilla-Kong relationship in this one confused this user.
they're into rough play
— jes tom ???? (@jestom) April 2, 2021
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Another one echoed the same feelings.
why don’t godzilla and kong just kiss
— َ (@zoyasnikoIai) April 2, 2021
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This user just brought the romance to life.
ayo.. i got the wrong link pic.twitter.com/QofkKeYQDR
— darius (@eonz) April 3, 2021
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What would the movie look like if Zack Snyder directed it, you ask? This Twitter user has the answer.
If Zach Snyder directed Godzilla vs. Kong pic.twitter.com/zbtVhcOE41
— logn (@tlologn) April 1, 2021
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What better way to spend Easter?
time for the traditional Easter viewing of Godzilla vs Kong
— Mike Golic Jr (@mikegolicjr) April 4, 2021
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Ouch! That Batman v/s Superman jab still hurts!
My favorite scene in KONG VS GODZILLA is gonna be when they stop fighting because they both know someone named Mothra.
— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) May 31, 2019
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The Ocean is Godzilla’s territory, yo! Ain’t no one taking that over!
Kong, just chilling on a boat:
Godzilla:#GodzillaVsKong pic.twitter.com/jZz3FULo8Z
— ???? (@livingdeadbruh) April 1, 2021
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Hmmm… An old friend?
I did know Godzilla. That is, our paths did cross, at school pic.twitter.com/0lPse2nawX
— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) April 4, 2021
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Kong’s backside fascinates this user.
finally watching this godzilla movie. king kong gotta fat ass ngl
— nope ???? (@LilNasX) April 2, 2021
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But really, wouldn’t the insurance companies love to see this battle?! It’s one of the more practical jokes among Godzilla vs. Kong’s hilarious tweets.
The Insurance Companies watching Godzilla and King Kong destroy cities.
#GodzillaVsKong
pic.twitter.com/3YvXDYQNX3— In My Mind (@MeAloneInMyMind) April 1, 2021
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Awww! You almost feel sorry for him. We think this is one of the cutest Godzilla and Kong’s hilarious tweets.
"So I was like I just wanna go home, and this mf tries to drown me"#GodzillaVsKong pic.twitter.com/Qa3IgnWeRo
— Widge (@WidgeWemnen) April 1, 2021
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What a keen observation! That Godzilla’s spine would make a perfect extreme driving route.
Vin Diesel gon drive a Hellcat up Godzilla back https://t.co/0gr8QlVt6s
— ???? (@killmesIime) April 4, 2021
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Oh, the surprise! We can’t stop laughing at this one.
Kong on IG live when Godzilla started attacking the ship:#GodzillaVsKong
— IG Drebaexo (@Drebae_) April 3, 2021
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Finally, a good reason for a monstrous gorilla to get some cardio.
King Kong need to get in the gym ASAP he was getting cooked all movie
— Marlon Humphrey (@marlon_humphrey) April 5, 2021
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This user seems to have a legit doubt.
do I need to watch ford vs ferrari to understand godzilla vs kong
— chloe naylor (@echochlo) March 31, 2021
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Wondering what that means? Watch the movie, and maybe you’ll figure out (or maybe you still won’t).
I’m fiscally Godzilla, socially Kong
— meg “tonya harding” bitchell (@MeganBitchell) March 31, 2021
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Who needs elaboration when the world is witnessing the Godzilla vs. Kong battle?
Godzilla vs Kong basically runs on this pic.twitter.com/RLiaxduO3I
— JoJira || GvK Spoilers (@Goji_Saurus) April 4, 2021
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Who cares about who wins? Definitely not this user!
me watching #GodzillaVsKong pic.twitter.com/S8UU2NtDdJ
— Andy Cortez (@TheAndyCortez) April 1, 2021
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No one takes Godzilla’s blows lightly, not even Kong.
Kong when Godzilla fucked him up till he passed out and then woke up to 2 Godzillas#GodzillaVsKong pic.twitter.com/MAdDF3ykS0
— Widge (@WidgeWemnen) April 1, 2021
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I didn’t pay to see humans! GIVE ME MORE MONSTERS!!!
Me during every scene with a human character in it
#GodzillaVsKong pic.twitter.com/V8Gtc7lhRw
— fermin (@furmeen) April 1, 2021
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Godzilla & Kong got some solid moves. And might we say, the Godzilla vs. Kong: hilarious tweets edition is making us swing too!
godzilla and king kong pic.twitter.com/uj90NOuabv
— Gwyneth Paltrow (@ladybturd) March 31, 2021
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Admit it. You had this doubt too.
i think i ordered the wrong godzilla vs kong movie???? pic.twitter.com/J78KRnCCag
— ℂ???????? (@cailer__) April 1, 2021
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All’s well that ends well?
Godzilla and Kong at the end of #GodzillaVsKong pic.twitter.com/PLawH7QID4
— Jeff (@jasitup26) March 31, 2021
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Expect the unexpected, they said. It will be good, they said.
was NOT expecting this ending pic.twitter.com/ssiYekgHsh
— Mike Schwitter (@mikeschwitter) April 1, 2021
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Who would you cheer for?
Kong wouldn't have nothing for Clifford the Big Red Dog
— #HonkHonk (@ColeyMick) March 31, 2021
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Graphically realistic but biologically? Eh, maybe not!
King Kong got huge ass but no dick (?) what gives.
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) April 4, 2021
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Funeral companies, while watching Godzilla Vs. Kong:
#GodzillaVsKong
Funeral companies watching Godzilla and King Kong kill thousands of people while fighting: pic.twitter.com/mqvrnaOKOy— ???????????????????? (@LamenUltra) April 1, 2021
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That’s some angry shit. And it fits!
Godzilla w/ his foot on Kong’s chest #GodzillaVsKong pic.twitter.com/JxplwzlCbP
— b (@beeezh) April 1, 2021
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We find it hilarious too.
damn godzilla vs kong fuckin rips pic.twitter.com/INqncfFKUv
— valley b. nermal (@velourialemure) April 1, 2021
So there you have it – Godzilla vs. Kong: 29 hilarious tweets. Whether the movie was entertaining or not is anyone’s guess. But these tweets take the cake for their entertainment value.
